I'm your best nightmare

  1. nextdoornightmare said: ♦ because you're totally gay for me, I know

    vaingloriousminx:

    theres a sight for sore eyes. 

    • im just gonna say you? because i don’t usually dig the lady kind and you as a whole is a pretty strong sell point. 

    I know you don’t and that flatters me even more <3

  2. I for some reason have an entire arsenal of vagina euphemisms. Its amazing.

    Where have you been all my life?

  3. vaingloriousminx:

    ((quietly mutters from afar since B can’t since amnesia
    he calls his dick Pride and Joy. )) 

    ((and Flamia nicknamed it “Check Ur Prejudice”))

  4. I barely know Baizel but

    honestly, what does one even do when hearing shit like “glistening lady flower” but thinking you’ve found a kindred spirit.

  5. Russia Says It Will Arrest Openly Gay Tourists |

    sihipop:

    liebeliebe:

    tasteherforbiddenfruits:

    ink-crow:

    impressionistpi:

    factualwiley:

    Oh my god

    Remember how RUSSIA IS GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW. Like Tumblr, get more angry. Like stop yelling at accidentally ignorant people for a couple of minutes and check out what God Emperor Putin is doing. 

    what in the actual fuck

    THIS IS, I REPEAT, FUCKING TERRIFYING.

    I HAVE FRIENDS IN RUSSIA WHO ARE AFFECTED VERY STRONGLY BY THIS, THIS IS NOT OKAY AT ALL.

    OH HEY COOL GUESS I CAN NEVER GO TO RUSSIA

    Seriously the fuck

    Russia has always been such a crazy ass creature with some amazing things, and plenty more of the NOPE kind. Anyhoo. Anyone from Russia (women, sexual minorities, journalists, younameit) interested in locating in Finland, just holla. There are plenty of people willing to help. 

    (via corpsefucker95)

  6. For all of those waiting for welcome, starters or replies—I’m sorry I’m a lazy RPer.

    sarcasmandleatherjackets:

    They will be eventually done….just not right now…

    (via broadwaygargoyle)

  7. purgatoryjackass ha iniziato a seguirti

    Hello…who might you be?

  8. theoppressedlittlefetus:

    nothingsacred-nothingnew:

    In case you want another reason to hate Fox News, just look at what Erick Erickson tweeted after the passing of the Texas abortion bill.

    Signal boost and let him know that this behavior is not welcome and not tolerated.

    Just in case you were wondering what Republicans really think of abortions and the women* who get them. This isn’t about “saving lives,” it’s pretty much about hating women.

    (via corpsefucker95)

  9. marvelfan2012:

Goddamn it deadpool.

    marvelfan2012:

    Goddamn it deadpool.

    (via thebamfblueelf)

  10. Reblog if you’re an rp blog!

    purgatoryjackass:

    [ Supernatural!stuck Dean Wincheter rp blog ready to role. If you’re an rp blog, could you please reblog this so I can follow? Thanks, chuckles. ]

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    (Source: carcinodevil, via vaingloriousminx)